Last night was probably the craziest dance I been to in a long time, so it’s homecoming, you get me? Well, I get there, Me, Billy with Candy ( with a little help from me) Chief (who’s not looking so foggy lately) and Harding with his “girlfriend” I thought the Nurse’s hidden ones were nice, well this little hen likes hers out in front at all times, and they are a nice set to hold out in front on top of that! So we show up, and get this, they ain’t playin none of that good music, were’s the oldies, Hendrix, Simon and Garfunkel? No, they had this little prissy D.J. playing this goofy thump music as I like to call it. THUMP THUMP THUMP, then it’s got some goofy quote from some old science fiction movie like “the system is down” IDK, it’s weird, so anyway, I’m just laughing and having a hee haw time dancing with everyones date, and who shows up? The nurse, still in all that get up she wears, keeping the guys from getting down with their girls though it didn’t matter much to most, but when she got to the guys in my class she set them down and it stayed down till she was out of site. Poor Billy went running into the bathroom after she whispered something in his ear (rumor has it her and Bibbit’s mom are good friends, mmm I wonder) Candy started to run after him, but I snatched her up and layed her out on that dance floor when they finally put some danceable music on. The night went on, we left and headed to an after party, and let me tell ya, that was a party. Some goofy old black fella named Turkle showed up with some “cigarettes” and that’s when it got fun, we found some roller chairs and went to racing through the house, while someone had broken into the alchohol cabinet. Well, things calm a bit, and we are all relaxin, Billy and Candy disappear off somewhere, and BAM! The nurse comes running in with our parents, and I’m thinking SHIT! So they sit us down and give us the run down and Billy’s mom comes running in screaming that she can’t find her baby, next thing you know Billy comes out with this big smile on his face, and Candy looks a little flustered next to him, so we know what’s happened, His studder is even gone when he starts introducing Candy to his mom, until the nurse speaks up then he’s crying and stuttering begging not to be spanked or grounded, and Harding leans over and speaks in a whispering, rising voice “Awkward” and I just laughed, well long story not really short, we get taken home, and I’m locked in my room for the next four weekends, but that ain’t keepin me from seeing Candy or the guys anytime soon. ; )
McMurphy, OUT!