The Crux

Well, the gigs up, she done lost, that nurse has pecked her last pecking party. So, today we are all just having class, and she keeps making remarks about how all us guys are responsible for the poor sexual health of so many girls, and I stand up and I remark with laughter that maybe you should get drunk so much, and she just fly’s off the handle, but she doesn’t… you see what I mean, She just looks at me with that stare, and smile and says “Mr. McMurphy if you could please have a seat, or I will be forced to send you to the Principles Office. Now, something you gotta know bout the rest of the birds in this class, they don’t laugh, at all, she makes sure of that, Someone needed to show them that this teacher ain’t gonna hurt them. So I guessed it was my turn to try it. So I’s walk up to her, and smile, and say “You know, that’s exactly what they always tell me…” and I hooked my fingers in my belt loops and tilted back and winked to the class “Right before I do something like this, and I grab her heavy suit and rip it down to the underwear, and let me tell ya, there have never been so many cat calls made as someone went running out of a class, and right before those narc bastards came in and arrested me, Chief stood up, I mean stood up, not hunched over, without that foggy look, without general emo hunchbackiness right? And smiled, and laughed, and said, now this is the first thing I ever heard him say… so he says “That was damn funny.” This big goofball who apparently does some pretty goofball things ‘round school, by the name of Bartley, merely looked at me and smiled and nodded his head, he was mostly an exception to the things that went on in class, but the others, Harding laughed, Billy laughed; first laugh Billy had made since Homecoming, anywhere. And even that sketch in the back, Martini, who always likes to say bugs are crawling out of the overhead projector laughed, laughed like he had never laughed before, saying between gasps of air of how they “looked like over sized watermelons, just big over sized watermelons” of course the girls were a bit shocked, but they knew what was coming, I think I knew too, but you know what, it don’t matter, I brought life to that class, and I guess that what matters in the end right? Laughter? Hell, IF I couldn’t laugh all those times I’d seen some fucked up thing, I think I would have slit my throat along time ago. Well, this might be my last blog for a while, I have a sexual assault court meetin tomorrow, I guess if you like to look at a nice set of breasts your consider sexually dangerous, it’s ok, whats the worse they could do to me, cut it off? HA! PEACE! METALLICA RULES!!!!! R.P.M <3 Candy 4ever!!!!

McMurphy, OUT for the last time!